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k"Don't insult me! Or my Master, Tzeentch, will eat your soul, your breakfast, and your face!" (Tzeentch appears and smacks Emperorbass on the back of the head.)Tzeentch: "Don't use me as a hitman, or you're fired! Me: 'Sigh' Yes Master. [Please review!]
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k"Don't insult me! Or my Master, Tzeentch, will eat your soul, your breakfast, and your face!" (Tzeentch appears and smacks Emperorbass on the back of the head.)Tzeentch: "Don't use me as a hitman, or you're fired! Me: 'Sigh' Yes Master. [Please review!]
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I have my own imagination.
Please join my club ~The-Clary-Cat-Club
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Yeah, I think pregnant women are attractive. What are YOU gonna do about it?
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Yeah, I think pregnant women are attractive. What are YOU gonna do about it?
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I do what I do and you do what you do. I won't hold it against you if you won't do the same against me.
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